Dark Sun Astrology helped escalate the Trojan War lolol

The Baron is the finest 5000 year old ex-super villain astrologer you’ll ever meet.
Bio:
Born in Babylon in 3579 BCE to a family of priest-astrologers, he was an impetuous youth. He graduated, with honors, from Babylon University (Go Scorpions!) with degrees in Astrology and Planetary Magic, and a minor in Doom Studies. After a brief career as an advisor to the king, he found himself dissatisfied helping the corrupt monarch plot successful military campaigns, and bored with helping farmers bring in a good harvest. Tired of worldy concerns, he decided to pursue something interesting: Super-Villainy!


A distinguished career followed:
- Helped Escalate Trojan War
- Instrumental in Fall of Roman Empire
-Gave Charlemagne massive wedgie

For a complete Resume, check Monster.com
But all good (and evil) things come to an end. The Baron withdrew from the material plane in the late 11th century and settled into a quaint cabin on the astral. After centuries of meditation, he set a new and possibly suicidal challenge: Use his potent skills to help the humans, despite the obvious futility. Needing a body, he possessed the finest of his descendants and set about spreading his word far and wide. These days the Baron works as a mortal astrologer, dividing his time between writing, teaching, and reading charts.